Sunday, February 22, 2009

This is how you make a BED!



Laura taught me how to properly make a bed today, I thought it was quite ridiculous.  First we had to put on the fitted sheet--all normal.  I tried to put on the pillows, no go.  Then came the part when Laura asked me to grab the flat sheet and I messed EVERYTHING up.  I unfolded part of it as Laura began to yell at me;  "No, No, you have to keep it folded!" she shouted.  Silly me, I thought you needed to unfold a sheet to put it on!  Soon I found out how wrong and right I was as Laura ripped the sheet from my hand and unfolded it halfway.  She gently laid it on the bed and then said "there, you see how now it is perfect?".  I saw.  She unfolded it all the way to reveal an upside-down sheet on top of the fitted sheet.  I laughed and said "you messed up!", while she said she hadn't.  Indeed we left the sheet upside-down for some damn reason.  I tried to put on the pillows, no go.  Then came the first of three blankets laid in perfect smoothness and symmetry.  After each time I tried to put on the pillows, no go, no go, and finally I succeeded!  

Friday, February 20, 2009

Our New House--Unofficially


Start addressing our mail to 3749 Lafayette (in 8 months)!  Laura and I are ready to move into a real house.  We're all growed up now.
Here it is, our gem next to the Recreation center.  Really we'll have it looking like a gem in about 8 months.  We are in the process of buying it through the Good Neighbor Next Door Program.  We have to completely gut the interior and redo the outside but we're very excited.  We can't wait to begin working--let alone actually living in it.  Guapa is excited to go out in the morning without having to be leashed to one of us, and we are extremely excited about the prospect of growing a garden!  Booyah!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Bernie Rules Dominoes

Hi David, this is for you.  I have to write a quick disclaimer though...these are not exactly my rules, rather a synthesis between all the rules that I've ever heard for Dominoes---based on Ben Brady's rules.

1.  More or less Mexican Train Dominoes.  
2.  People start out selecting an appropriate number of dominoes...standard numbers apply.  The person who selects the double 12 begins.  If no one selects this tile, then each player draws one tile at a time until the double 12 is selected.  Drawing begins with the winner of the last round, in the case of the first round, it begins with the oldest player at the table. Subsequent rounds begin with the double 11 then the double 10 and on down to the double 0.  The game is over after the round with the double 0 is played.  
3.  The first player has the option to begin his/her own train and one other train, so 2 tiles max.  The other train that the first player has played can be called the Mexican train which anybody can ride.
4.  All other players can play on any train that is open as long as their train has been opened.  The opening of their own train can occur in two ways--either they have played on it or they couldn't play and another player has played on their train.  If that is the case they are open until they play a tile anywhere.
5.  After the first round, any player can open another Mexican Train. 
6.  Any player can play ONE tile on each OPEN train per turn including his or her own.  
7.  If a tile cannot be played (anywhere) then the player must draw a tile.  If that player still cannot play anywhere, the player's personal train is OPEN.
8.  The end of each round is determined by one of two happenings:  Either a player uses all of his or her tiles and goes out, or no one can play on any tile and all the drawing tiles are used.  When someone needs to draw a tile but cannot because they have been used, then the game is over and points are totaled.  At the end of the game (after the double 0 has been used to begin) then the person with the lowest number of total points is determined to be the winner.  
9.  When a player has one tile left he/she is to KNOCK on the table to announce that s/he is close to victory.  If the player still has not knocked before the next player lays a tile, any player can call "foul" and the player who should have knocked must pick up two tiles.  
10.  One other rule:  When one player plays a double, that double must be "satisfied".  This means that it cannot stand alone.  It must have a companion that shares its number.  The very next tile played after the double tile must be a satisfying companion.  If the person who plays the double has no companion, then play continues around the table until someone can play.  If subsequent players have no companion they are determined to be OPEN while the original layer of the double does not have to be OPEN since he/she has already played during his/her turn.  

Finally, Ben Brady or Kate or anyone else, if there are any major additions or subtractions please feel free to comment on the blog!  Of course these are entitled "Bernie's Rules" and my final approval must be given!

Monday, February 9, 2009

House Hunting!



Laura and I have been checking out houses lately.  We're interested in a Teacher Next Door house which means Fixer Upper!  This one seems to fit the mold!
Only a slightly outdated kitchen.  I could totally picture myself cooking there with a change of wall color--I'm thinking Pink.  This is one that we decided not to bid on.  Oh well, there's always Friday!

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Mas! Give me MAS!

Again, we're in reverse!Yo!  Here is Nick overlooking the sun up Bowl at Vail.  BOOYAH!
NEW SKI OUTFIT!
My gangsta cousins were out for New Year's!
Another Cousin with a honey baby.
Here is how we spent our cruise mornings!  They were pure joy!  Laura would want me to tell you all that she did win the aggregate cruise game.  Damn!

Photo Update

This posting is in reverse...the beginning is the end.  Isn't that fun?
Here are Grandpa and Grandma Manker.  They seem to set a great example for us to follow.  (Hint hint, Laura if I get cold, put your arm and coat around me!)
We were happy together even when our ship sank!
This was the great Captain's Cocktail on the cruise.  We snazzed it up and Laura dominated the contest of best looking on the ship!
The grandparents won the dance contest and later gave lessons.  Mom and Dad Manker are in the background strutting their stuff like Prince Henry (my former rooster).
Here is Momsy dominating the slippery, salty, humid, climbing wall.  She was awesome.  She also conquered the iceberg! (yes, we were permitted to climb an iceberg that we encountered).

For all you loyal readers, I apologize, it has been far too long.  Here are the photos I promised.  

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Our tour of these United States!

Well, school is back on. We reluctantly returned yesterday to school and found that it is not so bad. We realized that we were incredibly fortunate to have had a brilliant Christmas break and that we can deal with a return to our normal lives. Here is a quick recap:

Laura, Guapa, and I drove to St. Louis the day that school let out and arrived around 1:00A.M. We had a wonderful day with the Hinksons and celebrated a slightly early Christmas chatting exchanging some presents, and playing backgammon. We had a delicious dinner prepared by Nancy. The next afternoon it was off to Tampa Bay to begin the cruise. Of course there was bad weather and both of our flights (yes, two different routes for us) were delayed. I was originally supposed to arrive at around 9:30 and ended up getting in at more like 12:30 in the A.M. Laura had beaten me by about an hour. We went to the hotel and slept.

The next day we greeted the Manker Clan and then jumped on the Grandeaur of the Seas! To sum up the cruise ship I'll use 3 words: Food, Family, Fun. It was great to see everyone. My favorite part was snorkeling in Cozumel. Laura taught me how to clear my ears and go deep so we eventually were able to dive 40 feet down and check out the coral reef! It was spectacular even if we saw a venomous sea snake and yucky eels!

After the cruise we returned to St. Louis for a brief visit again before heading to see Archie and the gang in Michigan. At the old homestead we had another brief but fun visit, and I guess it was inevitable, but Archie grew--a lot since I last saw him! He is much more interesting and alert than I remember.

Leaving Michigan was tough as always but this time we had the added bonus of taking Nick with us. Ol' MJ decided to come for New Year's and a visit in Colorado. We blasted through the whole day and on through the night and completed our journey after 18 hours and 1200 miles. We slept for the evening and then drove to the mountains for some skiing and New Year's festivities. Jess was wonderful in putting us up not only for the night, but about 3 days as we skiied and enjoyed ourselves. We went to Breckenridge and Vail.

Finally on the last day of our winter break we went snowshoeing (kind of) in the mountains near Idaho Springs. It was a lot of fun and I think Guapa loved being outside in her mountains again.

Well, I'll have to add all the pictures that we want to accompany this post later.