This is how you make a BED!

Laura taught me how to properly make a bed today, I thought it was quite ridiculous.  First we had to put on the fitted sheet--all normal.  I tried to put on the pillows, no go.  Then came the part when Laura asked me to grab the flat sheet and I messed EVERYTHING up.  I unfolded part of it as Laura began to yell at me;  "No, No, you have to keep it folded!" she shouted.  Silly me, I thought you needed to unfold a sheet to put it on!  Soon I found out how wrong and right I was as Laura ripped the sheet from my hand and unfolded it halfway.  She gently laid it on the bed and then said "there, you see how now it is perfect?".  I saw.  She unfolded it all the way to reveal an upside-down sheet on top of the fitted sheet.  I laughed and said "you messed up!", while she said she hadn't.  Indeed we left the sheet upside-down for some damn reason.  I tried to put on the pillows, no go.  Then came the first of three blankets laid in perfect smoothness and symmetry.  After each time I tried to put on the pillows, no go, no go, and finally I succeeded!